She wants a new laptop mouse for her anniversary as opposed to new clothing that she longs to iron...she just
hasn't discovered the fact that men don't get subtle hints... ere go "Hubby" will be buying her a new rack of clothing
instead of a new mouse for the laptop.
Mommer said I could be whatevah I wanted. I jes couldn't dee cide tween a hillbilly, a biker, er a cowboy,
so I combined them three thangs inter one.